Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe has decided to sell his collection of Royal wedding commemorative mugs.
"This has nothing to do with Her Majesty not turning up at my dinner party at Rowbottom," Major BS said today.
"Never did like her anyway. I'm a king chap myself. Well, you need a chap to run anything properly, what?"
Major BS bought the mugs at a market in Oobagoogu some years ago. They were thrown in with two Sherman tanks but neither item was from any recent entanglement.
"I should have bought her a football. Did you see the look at her face when she was presented with one yesterday? Never knew the old dear even sweared. I could have sworn though she was thinking 'WTF' when she examined it."
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