Adventure travel alert

I've just had a text from Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe.
He says he's going back into business.
He didn't elaborate - well it was a badly written text that could easily be misconstrued. But if he's just going to catch a bus, for goodness sake, why would be text me?
My fear is that he's going back into the adventure travel business and that's bad news for suckers.
Standby for more information.