Sucking lemons no more

I have finally done it. I left my employer of the last few years, that Australian newspaper of some notoriety, The Daily Lemonsuck. For the first time in years I feel clean. No more doorstopping bereaved mums. No more raising doubts about man-made climate change. No more sticking the knife into Julia every chance. No more Major BS stories.

From now on, you are going to get my truly independent, no Major BS, views.

To my former editor, I have just one thing to say: Phhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt